Mad Mullahs: Cigarettes Tainted With Pig Blood/Nuclear Material Smuggled Into Iran In Zionist Plot

Can't.stop.laughing.

Washington Examiner

[...]The semiofficial Mehr news agency quotes Mohammad Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying contraband Marlboros have been contaminated with pig hemoglobin and unspecified nuclear material.

Madani claims Philip Morris International Inc., which sells Marlboro outside the U.S., is "led by Zionists" and deliberately exports tainted cigarettes. [More...]

Evil Zionists...Bwahahahahaha

Cross posted from Jawa Report