Splodey Dopes errrr Suicide Bombers Having Only Been Sploding Themselves Recently

The soon to be splodey dopes need one of these:

Via Rusty "Asadullah Alshishani"

From Jan. 24 to Feb. 14, a total of 17 suicide bombers took aim at one coalition member after another but failed to kill any of them, according to a compilation of reports from Afghan police and military officials, and from the American-led International Security Assistance Force....