Tuesday, January 19, 2010

UK: Talks Break Down With AlQaeda, Suicide Bombers To Go On Strike

AlQaeda is greedy, good on the Suicide Bombers Union (BOOM)

Emergency management talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% next January from 72 to only 60.
Read it all, heh.

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