Stables PSA: Keep Islamists Away From Laguna Beach!!

Goats graze on a hill above Laguna Beach City Hall. For about 18 years, the city has used goats to clear firebreaks. PHOTO BY BRANIMIR KVARTUC, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

Save the goats from jihadis sexual urges

LAGUNA BEACH – More goats will be munching on Laguna's hillsides starting in May

The City Council approved Tuesday a request from the Laguna Beach Fire Department to add an additional herd to the number of goats that annually graze on firebreaks. An unusually rainy winter means more vegetation that could pose a fire hazard to homes as it dries out over the summer and fall.

This is what happens if you don't:

Omar the goat humping Bakri Muhammed's kid

Fatwa?